i wish tumblr had an option where you could reply privately to anonymous messages so the sender still remains unknown but you dont have to post it publically
"As a white male I’ve long since learned that my opinion isn’t considered valid when discussing anything"
Oh shut up and go run for Congress you fucking baby.
if a puppy falls asleep on you youre not allowed to move its illegal
tips to write college papers
- begin with “buckle your seatbelts, motherfuckers, because in eight short pages i am going to learn u a thing that i only learned myself about two hours ago, so sit down, shut up, and enjoy the experience of my 4-am-redbull-induced-self-hatred-fuelled-writing-extravaganza”
- erase when finished with the paper
- (via callmefranz36)
please graph your answer
Graphing is where I draw the line.
did you just
it seemed the best fit
waking up sad should be illegal
punishable by ice cream cake and kitten heaps
ur methods are tough but fair
Taco Bell reigns supreme.
jeez i would love to order that thing online, but i don’t know what size to order it in because women’s clothing sizes are determined by the alignments of the planets in relation to the fuck you galaxy
send me things like:
- would you rathers
- fuck marry kills
- top 5s
- cool storys or facts
- how your day was
- describe who your crush is
- what you want to be when you grow up
- what you ate for dinner
- what your favourite song/band/artist is
- what you’re going to be for halloween
- what you want for christmas
- IDK ANYTHING PLEASE LET’S TALK